CSI Campground...you have got to be kidding me!

Just when I was saying what a nice campground this was.....
We came home today to crime scene tape, police and the coroner.  We're not sure what happened and probably don't want to know.  Luckily we leave tomorrow!  

OK.
YES BOB, maybe we should have gone to the "Naturiste" Campground and
YES MOM, our doors are locked and the shades are down!
GOOD GRIEF.